Friday, January 29, 2010

Useless information....

"Sooooo...... You like stuff?!"
Seriously, if a guy tried this line on me to pick me up..... it would most definitely work!
I'm not sure why but i love it.

I have been watching the Australian open for the last 2 weeks, one because is takes over the t.v and two i actually don't mind the tennis...HOWEVER.... Serena Williams' stats say she weighs 65kilograms..... WHERE? HER BIG TOE?! I am finding it very hard to believe!

I have been looking at flight prices lately.... I'm not sure where i want to go but somewhere other then here sounds wonderful at the moment, suggestions always welcome!

Can you believe i have almost been blogging for a year? Who would've thought i could continue with this dribble for a whole year... certainly not me!

On a completely different topic, Jun left on Wednesday. I had to work all day so Tuesday night i sent him a text message saying "Hey punk have a safe trip, behave yourself and most of all enjoy yourself! Miss you heaps, see you when i see you i guess!!" His reply..."thanks Missy. I will behave i promise! Miss you already, see you in Canada for Christmas" HA i wish dude!

My surgery should be soon hopefully... it has now been rescheduled 3 times, so the next time they give me date I'm going to lock it in!!! NO MORE STUFF UPS!!!

I cant stop listening to Mika.... not really my taste in music but i really enjoy listening to him.

I think i'm in need of a messy night out on the booze! Its been a while!

That is all.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

uneasy...

A fair bit has been happening lately which i will eventually blog about, but tonight its all about one thing....
One of my best mates from high school Jun is leaving for overseas... For how long we don't know.
Now all through high school i had the most massive crush on this boy!
We hooked up a couple of time ( a few more then we should have). Since then we have form a really close friendship.
About 4 years ago he told me he was joining the army, I was super pumped for him but at the same time worried our friendship wouldn't sustain the 4 years he had to spend in the army. He was stationed in Darwin which is a 5 hr plane flight from Melbourne and being in the army he really didn't have much spare time so visiting was hard.
He came back every so often and we would catch up and at one point i flew to Darwin to spend a week with him. He paid for me to stay in a swish hotel for the whole week. It was a a great week, everything i wanted to see he had no problem driving me there, one day i was there i was so sick he went out and bought me soup and every possible drug you can think of to make me feel better.
He was then sent of to Kuwait which i was not so happy with... the thought of him fighting a war just didn't sit right with me, but it was something he felt the need to do so i backed him 100%
He has now left the army and has decided to go and live overseas... most likely Canada.
I know this is going to sound extremely selfish especially because i myself wanted to do it, but i don't want him to go.
I will miss the random late night/early morning phone calls consisting of a drunk Jun telling me all about his night and that I'm soft because i didn't go out, or that he cant get a cab and him begging me to come get him.
I will miss on christmas him calling me inviting me over to his house only to walk in the front door and have him demand i wrap his Christmas presents because he is terrible at it.
I will miss the catch ups and hearing all about his love life and how i think he falls in and out of love way too easily and that's the reason he gets hurt.... not to mention my Stearn words when he tells me he cheated on his girlfriend (I promise he is a great guy!!)
I will miss him not being 5 minutes away and when i need someone not being able to drive over and see him.
I will miss his terrible taste in movies.... i don't think that we have ever seen a decent movie together that he has picked.
But most of all i will just miss him.
I just got home from his going away and although it was a great night i couldn't help but remember all the fun time and shenanigans we have gotten up to in the past 10 years, like walking through Rosebud McDonald's drive thru at about 4am and them not serving us because we weren't in a vehicle(it was after midnight so you could only get served through the drive thru) so 10 minutes later he goes through wearing a cardboard box whilst another of our friends makes engine noises.... PRICELESS.
Hopefully i will eventually be able to get over to Canada and visit him but until then i just don't like the idea of him not just being a quick phone call and 5 minute drive away.
Selfish i know.... but bad luck!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

PFFTTTTTT.....

Should probably blog.
Can't be bothered.
I will soon.
I'm so lazy!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Christmas and new years....

I will blog all about my Christmas and New Years soon, but until then a couple of my fav photos from the festive season!


Catherine and Isabella

Elyse in Bellas high chair

Playing with the camera



The view from both ends of the table

Amanda the master chef and Zio Flav

Does this really need a caption?


Elyse and Bella


My Zio and Zia from Italy.


hello sisters....

New Years pouring with rain yet stinking hot

Would you believe i didnt drink?!

Sammy and Tinky bringing in the new year

Big Fella and I

Thursday, December 24, 2009

It's Almost Here...

10:45pm....
I need to finish wrapping all of my Christmas presents but all i can think about is bed.
I have an hour and 15 minutes till midnight mass, I'm hoping i can make it because believe me i wont make it tomorrow. We are not overly religious but not going to church on Christmas feels wrong, not to mention tomorrow when i see my Nonno and he asks if i went to church and i say "no", the look of disappointment on his face is almost enough to convince you that there is no hope for you and hell is where you re going to end up... and nobody likes disappointing there Nonno!

I cant wait to sit around the table pop bon bons, wear those stupid hats you get, eat loads of food, drink some bourbon and hang out my cousins..... My favourite part of Christmas is my cousins.

My cousin Elyse is by far my favourite cousin on both sides of my family, i love that on Christmas day we are going to have heaps of photos of the both of us being silly and enjoying ourselves. Sometimes i forget she is only 15. I am closer with her then i am my sisters, for that i am thankful.

Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Potato my arse.....

I just peeled, cut and cooked 48 potatoes for a potato salad. All 21 people attending Christmas better try my salad or i will throw a fit!!?
I should probably be in bed but its 11pm and its still 28c outside. The whole house is cool because of that wonderful thing called air-conditioning.... all except my room which is bloody hot and i cant sleep.
I'm so going to have nightmares about potatoes tonight!

CHRISTMAS CAN BITE ME!!!

Argh..... Can Christmas be over yet?
I'm well and truly over everything....
Rude people
busy car parks
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!!!
Bring on Christmas day and all the food and pressies and cousins!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Just Call Her Ashley!

Last night whilst at a friends 25th birthday my rather drunk sister Amanda was called "Ashley" by a guy we both went to school with who as also worked with our dad..... Amanda was not happy!
For the rest of the night everyone at the party then called Amanda "Ashley"....
Thank you Straz for making my night!
HA HA HA suck it up ASHLEY!!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

How does it work?

I had the day off work today because i still felt like arse this morning.
Its now 3pm and i suprisingly feel a whole lot better after sleeping literally all day.
So a "Friend" of mine has recently been on a contiki tour of Europe where he met and fell in love with a Scottish girl. However he has since returned home and she is at this point in time living in London. This is what i don't understand....
They are together, they are being completely faithful to each other even though they live on completely opposite sides of the world. They skype everyday and in January she is hopefully coming here on a holiday. If they can manage it then kudos to them.
She will eventually be going to live in Korea for work. If in the near future it looked like both of them would be living in the same country let alone the same city i can totally see the point of staying together. However when both of them have commitments tying them to the place they are in now what is the point?
It is far too expensive to fly back and forth to see each other.
Whilst skype is great to keep in touch, how long can one go without the physical side of a relationship?
I do know a couple of people who have dropped everything to move across the globe to be with the one they love.
Take my Friend Kate, she met her husband to be whilst working on a cruise, he moved here from Saskatoon after the cruise ended, he now has permanent residency here in Australia, they are getting married in March and they have never been happier. This i somewhat get.
But when neither of you is willing to make that "big move" how does it work? What is the point?
Not too mention how does one of you (if you are actually going to try and make it work) leave all your family, your friends, your home for the last however long, leave pretty much your entire life behind and move so far away?!
I'm sure whoever reads this... if anyone... will say "LOVE".
But can love really fill the void of absolutely everything you leave behind?

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sickly McSickness.

I feel terrible,
I have had a chest infection for over a week and the antibiotics just aren't working!
Now i have started vomiting and overall i just feel shitful.

To make matters worse the temperature tomorrow is suppose to be 32c and then Wednesday is going to be 39c... i honestly thought the super hot weather would hold off for just a little while longer! I know I'm a sook but seriously give me winter any day, there is nothing better then curling up in front of a fire to keep warm.I hate more then anything leaving work, getting into your boiling hot car waiting for the air-con to kick in then getting home, stripping off and trying to cool down.

I hate it.

I think i need to move somewhere that snows.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

BIRTHDAY LOVE!


Happy 52nd Birthday old man!!
We fight like cat and dog and 90% of the time we want to kill each other but mucho love dadsy!

Finally a post with photos!

Another Christmas party has come and gone. Our Christmas parties are always the greatest, however this year things went a little pear shaped. I wont go into too much detail, but work and ex work colleagues and their families that were also there ended up having a fight. Punches were thrown people were hurt and complete chaos broke out.
Now as usual i didn't see anything that actually happened because i was outside keeping all the smokers company.
As i walked back in everyone who was involved were escorted out another exit. So i strolled up to the bar and continued drinking and ordering shots completely oblivious that anything had in fact happened.
Eventually when i did find out the action was way over and both parties had left.
Now i don't know what really went down but considering you are at a WORK function one would assume you check your shit at the door and collect it when you leave. The fact that all people involved had the audacity to do this just completely astounds me.
I'm not taking sides or getting involved but honestly i thought everyone was supposed to be adults?!
Once the initially shock wore off everyone went back to enjoying the night but i tell you i am not looking forward to work tomorrow!
I didn't think i had drunk that much until i work up yesterday morning, i cant remember the last time i woke up feeling that sorry for myself.
As usual i started off looking semi decent... but after going through the photos i see that i kind of fall apart by the end of the night as i sure you will see.
Just a couple of my favs from the night...
Christmas lights
i love that people go all out with their lights!

Me at the beginning of the night! while i still looked respectable!

Ed and Tim

Matt and I

Ed actually smiling and not being Zoolander which was great!

Frontend Bitches!

Ash Mash!!

I told you things got messy!!
I don't even like beer.... yet here i am swigging out if the bottle... all class!

Apart from all the drama the night was actually a whole lot of fun.
I wonder if we will be allowed to ever have a Christmas party ever again!?

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Hung The Hell Over.

Last night was our work Christmas party.
I'm still feeling the aftermath.
please make it stop.

Merry... WHAT THE?

Christmas Party = HUGE DRAMA

apart from that... lots of wasted fun!!!

Thanks god for spell check!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

AS IF!

NOTE TO DOUCHEBAGS:
Yelling out of your hotted up, fully sick VS commodore
"HEY GIRLY...GIRLY WHATS YOUR NUMBER"
probably isn't going to work, actually no probably about it, it wont work.
I don't think your cool
I don't think your hot
and i certainly don't want to give you my number.

Now that i got that off my chest, i recently saw the clip for Creeds new song 'Rain'..... ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to a before and after of Creed lead singer Scott Stapp..... HELLO HOT STUFF!!?

I honestly cant believe the transformation.... WOW!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Letter to Santa...

Dear Mr. Claus,

I'm sure by now you are aware of just how well behaved i have been this year (apart for a few little things that i probably shouldn't have done... but hey they were fun!!) and i know just how busy you are this time of year. However if you could take the time to read through my list and fulfill at least a couple of my wishes it would be much appreciated.

  1. A 2010 Ford F150 Raptor

Or if that's too much trouble a 2009 Maserati Granturismo

Purely because i would look just a little bit cute driving either one!

2. My very own Carey Hart (minus Pink if possible)

That takes care of the big things now for a couple of smaller ones...

3. An Around the world ticket.

4. A king size bed.

5. Jewellery... I'm not fussed as long as its gold

Oh and world peace of course.

Well Santa that's about it, thanks again! Take care and remember my house is the the one that leaves the beer out instead of milk :)

p.s give my best to Mrs. Claus

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

pooper scooper...

I went Christmas light hunting last night... found some pretty awesome looking houses HOWEVER i cant find the cable for my damn camera so i cant upload the pics!! Seriously i have no idea where it could be, its as if it grew legs and walked away.... clearly pissed off!!! It doesn't fit anyones camera other then mine and i always put it back in the drawer i take it out of. I would almost put my life on it being moved by my mother who likes to "clean" and by "clean" i mean move everyones shit around so that they can no longer find it!! ANYONE LOOKING FOR A HOUSEMATE?!! I NEED OUT...(again)!!!
I seem to be having problems with things disappearing lately, like my 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' DVD, i opened the cover to watch it the other day only to find the damn thing empty!
I'm starting to think someone or something has it in for me.
moving right along....
Today i was pleasantly suprised at work with a big bunch of flowers, a $100 gift card and a big lunch put on in honour of 10 years at my sucky job.
10 years... its a fairly big chunk of my life that i wish i could get back... i love the people i work with, i love my bogan customers who on a daily basis make me laugh to the point i cry ,but all in all the good times don't out way the bad. All i can think about now is finding a new job.
I cant wait to hand in my letter of resignation, then in my last paycheck not only get my last weeks pay, but 4 weeks annual leave and now after 10 years my long awaited 8 weeks long service leave... that will be a wonderful day.
Its late and tomorrow i will be back at the hell hole i call work.
if anyone sees my camera cable or my DVD for that matter please send them home immediately!!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

YAMBUK SLIDE ROCKS MY JOCKS!

this is a long one but trust me the end is so worth it!
I have had the last week of work, which i might add was lovely!
I have no photos of my week away which is odd considering i can be somewhat of a camera whore.
Tuesday night we packed up the car and headed off to Portland, by we i mean Rai, Cailey, Steph and myself.
We stopped in Colac which is about 2 hrs from Melbourne and had McDonald's for dinner which always seems like a good idea at the time, but never such a good idea about an hour or so later.
As we got back into the car to continue driving we all decided that the following day we would go out to the dunes and go sand boarding which was an awesome idea until we realised none of us had boards... which probably isn't a problem because we could most likely borrow boards from someone... but what if by some random act of crapfulness we couldn't?!
Well...then the inner criminal in all of us needed to come out.
We decided by the time we hit Port fairy it would be dark enough to go on a little "FOR SALE" sign stealing rampage.
We stopped off in Warnambool for a quick toilet stop and to meet up with Johnno, Steve and one of their mates Ash, whilst discussing our little sign stealing plan it is decided that after that we should make our way to Yambuk to go down the massive slide there... TOP IDEA!!!
So we all head off in the direction of the Yambuk slide. We ended up in Port Fairy before the boys so we slowly stalked up and down the quiet streets of Port Fairy looking for some signs.... JACKPOT 3 signs all in a row!! SO out of the car jumps Rai, Steph and Cailey and very stealth like they begin to rip the signs off the front fences (i stayed in the car however for 2 reasons.. 1. someone had to put the signs into the car once they were off the fence and 2. last time i went sign stealing my friends and i got busted by the police! It was probably safer this way lol) Once all 3 signs are in the car the boys call telling us that they are dropping Steve off on the corner just before the caravan park because ash was sick and needed to go home but Steve didn't want to miss out on the slide... i know we are all adults yet we're so pumped for the slide! We pick Steve up, squish him in to the car and head off to Yambuk! Its about 11pm when we arrive and i shit you not this slide was huge! I'm shattered i didn't get a photo of it because it really was awesome.
Now of course going down the slide is fairly boring so to liven things up a little Steve put sand on it and then decided to go down it on one of the "FOR SALE" signs....
Seemed like a great idea, everyone (except me... signs, slides and sand would only end in disaster for me) started going down and by the time you hit the bottom you had picked up so much speed that landing without stacking was not an option. Rai Face planted twice which was hilarious... then came the last time.
Its so dark and all you can hear is Rai squealing as she comes down the slide. Then as she gets closer to the bottom and into the cars headlights she flys off the slide jamming her foot and yet again face planting, all you can hear is Rai laughing then as she slowly calms down a little "ouch".
After that i guess everyone came to their senses and we all got back into the car and kept on to Portland. By the time we arrive it was about 12.30am so we were dropped off at Rai's mums house where we went to bed.
The following day which was meant to be filled with sand boarding was spent lazing around and then at the Portland hospital, Rai was unable to walk to we figured the best thing to do was to head down to casualty. Now Portland isn't an overly big town so imagine my suprise when it took more then an hour to be seen by a nurse who tells us "yep its not broken but it looks like you have over stretched the ligaments... what size crutches do you need?" more then an hour for that?! are you kidding me?! So for the rest of the time Rai had to hobble around on a sweet pair of crutches. That night before bed i put egg white on her foot to help take the swelling out, she thought i was being stupid and that it would never work.... HA all i have to say is told you so!! Considering i am the queen of stacks as if i wouldnt know a good old home remedy! (thanks Zia sonia!) Wednesday night and Thursday were both spent visiting people... it the only thing i hate about going to Portland for such a short amount of time... i never get to see everyone and when i leave i feel bad!
Thursday night we headed out to the Iron Bar for a couple of drinks, luckily rai couldn't have any she was unco as it was on those damn crutches i highly doubt she could've stood up if she had any alcohol in her system.
It was a fairly low key night so we decided to go home. by 7am Friday morning we were back in the car on our way home. i thought it would be a smart idea to have a snooze on the way home...apparently not because i woke up with pink highlighter all over me... THANKS GUYS!!!
Friday night i went out to the greatest Japanese restaurant for dinner... everything is amazing every time i go.... OH makes me hungry just thinking about it.
Last night i had a BBQ on chapel street at Bangers new humble abode but considering i have all of a sudden developed this awesome chest infection i really wasn't in the mood so i came home early.
On my way home i received a text message from the first boy i can ever remember liking, I'm talking grade 2 so i was like 8 years old. We went to high school together where we actually dated in about 1999 but he ended up going to another school and we kept in contact as friends for a little while but after a while it stopped and that was pretty much it until about a year ago where i ran into him. Then recently he found me on face book and he asked for my number so we could catch up and because i still see some of our old friends we could all get together.... THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET COMPLICATED.
You see he recently got married... which is fine with me but when he asked for my number i told him that on the condition his WIFE didn't have a problem with it then i would happily catch up cos it had been so long, plus as far as i was concerned it was a group catch up. He then told me that his wife wouldn't have a problem with him catching up with old friends from school. I thought nothing of it.
So last night i get this text message saying "hey you, what you up to?"
i replied telling him where and what i was doing and asked him how he was.
A couple of just normal messages later i get one saying "when i saw you a year ago all i wanted to do was kiss you".... WHAT THE?!
so i wrote back "last time i saw you, you had a fiance now WIFE and a beautiful one at that, do you really think you should be saying things like that?"
His reply..."i know but i still have some sort of feelings for you. Why didn't we work out?"
Firstly i don't think that things when your 15-16 are meant to work out!
I pretty much told him i didn't think it was such a good idea to catch up... which really sucks. I would love to catch up with him and i know everyone else would, but i just don't feel comfortable putting myself in that sort of situation. I know i would never do anything but i think it would be wrong catching up with him after what he said.
I just can comprehend how you say things like that to someone other then your wife?
What the hell... i hope his wife doesn't go through his phone because although i didn't write anything that could be taken the wrong way he however did.
I haven't heard anything since but my friends have a big cricket game coming up against his cricket club which i was going to attend because its always the best game of the season, however now i think i might just have to avoid it.
awkward much?

Thursday, November 26, 2009

No fishes....

RANDOM POST ALERT!
Went fishing off Altona pier last night...
Caught absolutely nothing! I'm not impressed.
On Monday when the boys went they caught a flat head and a gummy shark... i swear just because Nicole and i were using a pink rod with pink line we didn't catch anything....
No fish wants to get caught on a pink rod, talk about embarrassing!
Next time the fishies better bite.. and i don't just mean all the bait off my hook, shifty little buggers!
Tomorrow was suppose to be the big day for my surgery but it has now been postponed till the 22nd of January, oh well cant be helped, i just hope it hurries up and comes around fast.
I cant believe the weather today.. thunder, lightning, rain, wind and to top it off all whilst a rather muggy 28 degrees, crapola i tell you.
I cant stop listening to "Tic Toc by Kesha" Its not my usual taste in music but this has got me wanting to dance every time i hear it.
Considering this post has been all over the place i figure why not add to it by asking a completely random question....
First dance as husband and wife... can it be a country song or is that a little trailer park?

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

STALKER...ISH!!!

I am so lazy with this whole blogging thing.
I'm always doing something that would make a somewhat interesting read yet i never do anything about it!
ANY WHO....
SO, I HAVE THIS STALKER...
I'm unsure of his name, so for the sake of this blog I'm just going to keep it simple and call him "STALKER", but let me tell you he is an awful looking man.
He popped up at the beginning of the year and i just sort of brushed him off and ignored him.
Now let me paint a picture of him for you... Tall, tanned, dirty smelly clothes, unwashed and unshaven oh and did i mention paint on his face because he CHROMES!!!!!
seriously yuk!
Well, at the start he would come in and talk to me, ask me how i was sorts of things, just idle chit chat.
Then when i would serve him he would ask for a kiss or ask me if he could kiss my hand, UM NO!
Then he started singing to me....
Then on Valentines day this year he asked me on a date to KFC... yep pulling out the big guns he was.
After a little while he vanished..gone ..see ya and i thought nothing more of it. Then about 3 months ago he resurfaces and the whole ordeal starts again only this time he keeps asking me if i missed him while he was gone and if i will marry him. My boss (who finds it hysterical) asks him where he has been and he replies jail, what for you ask... Criminal damages and possession of drugs (marriage material right?!)
He continues with the marry me routine until about 5 weeks ago where things got a little creepy.... now he sits on a bench just outside my work in the shopping centre and stares at me and blows me kisses and tells people he is my boyfriend, normally i would just ignore him but he is really starting to creep me out. Who can be bothered sitting and staring at someone for 2-3-4 hours at any one time? I have even had one of the big bosses ask him to stop and move away from the store because it creeps me out so much.
At first i thought he was harmless but as time goes on I'm starting to get a little worried.
The other night i finished work and he had hung around all day, so when i was leaving he was outside waiting for me so he could walk me to my car..... HELL NO BUDDY!!! Now on nights that i finish a little later then usual i have to get someone to walk out with me to make sure he isn't hanging around.
I thought maybe i should tell him to back off but i don't want to make things worse, but if i don't say something this is just going to continue. Aaaarrrghhh!!
I'm just a little unsure with what the hell to do about him!!
Why cant Michael Buble be my stalker?