I am so lazy with this whole blogging thing.
I'm always doing something that would make a somewhat interesting read yet i never do anything about it!
ANY WHO....
SO, I HAVE THIS STALKER...
I'm unsure of his name, so for the sake of this blog I'm just going to keep it simple and call him "STALKER", but let me tell you he is an awful looking man.
He popped up at the beginning of the year and i just sort of brushed him off and ignored him.
Now let me paint a picture of him for you... Tall, tanned, dirty smelly clothes, unwashed and unshaven oh and did i mention paint on his face because he CHROMES!!!!!
seriously yuk!
Well, at the start he would come in and talk to me, ask me how i was sorts of things, just idle chit chat.
Then when i would serve him he would ask for a kiss or ask me if he could kiss my hand, UM NO!
Then he started singing to me....
Then on Valentines day this year he asked me on a date to KFC... yep pulling out the big guns he was.
After a little while he vanished..gone ..see ya and i thought nothing more of it. Then about 3 months ago he resurfaces and the whole ordeal starts again only this time he keeps asking me if i missed him while he was gone and if i will marry him. My boss (who finds it hysterical) asks him where he has been and he replies jail, what for you ask... Criminal damages and possession of drugs (marriage material right?!)
He continues with the marry me routine until about 5 weeks ago where things got a little creepy.... now he sits on a bench just outside my work in the shopping centre and stares at me and blows me kisses and tells people he is my boyfriend, normally i would just ignore him but he is really starting to creep me out. Who can be bothered sitting and staring at someone for 2-3-4 hours at any one time? I have even had one of the big bosses ask him to stop and move away from the store because it creeps me out so much.
At first i thought he was harmless but as time goes on I'm starting to get a little worried.
The other night i finished work and he had hung around all day, so when i was leaving he was outside waiting for me so he could walk me to my car..... HELL NO BUDDY!!! Now on nights that i finish a little later then usual i have to get someone to walk out with me to make sure he isn't hanging around.
I thought maybe i should tell him to back off but i don't want to make things worse, but if i don't say something this is just going to continue. Aaaarrrghhh!!
I'm just a little unsure with what the hell to do about him!!
Why cant Michael Buble be my stalker?
