Hypothetically speaking....

Argh....

i have no desire to blog but have been told i better or else.

Or else what you may ask.... i actually have no idea but i figure what the heck.

I am so tired, actually I'm always tired since i started my new hours at work. I love getting out of work by 3pm but who decided it was okay to be getting up at 5.30am!! it should be illegal!

anyway i wont bore you with that....

Let me see, what have a done since Feb 24th?

Okay last Friday my Friend Rai (girl just in case you were all wondering) who live is Portland which is a very long and boring 4 hr drive away, came to hang out with me... Very exciting!

She finally made it to Melbourne by about midnight so we pretty much went to bed.

Saturday we got up and went to visit her sister Jhess who we were going to see in a play later Saturday night. As we were leaving i noticed a poo.. yep a poo on there front step. When i questioned Jhess she said it just turned up there but they were unsure if it was real or not so they had just left it... um guys this is not sanitary!!! So being the detective that i am i had to determine.. REAL POO? or FAKE POO? i found some cardboard and scraped it on to it then i may or may not have had a sniff... Don't stress it was totally fake.

We headed home from Jhess' place back to my house so we could have a quick nap then get ready to PARTAY!!

Tara came over and we did the girly thing, change outfits 4 times then straighten our hair and do our make up. Surprisingly for 3 girls it actually didn't take all that long to get ready. The play started at about 8pm and by 10.30pm we were on our way out!

We lined up to get into Bridies for an hour... you never have to line up so this was a little weird.

it was about 12.30am by the time we got in so we figured, considering the place closed at 3am and all our friends had a head start we should probably go straight for the hard stuff so we didn't have to play catch up all night. Well i guess it worked because by the time 3am came we were all pretty tipsy.

No one wanted to go home so once again we all decided to head to a bar called barrys. This place is never the one you want to be caught at, at the beginning of the night because it is so seedy, but by the end of the night you are more then happy to go because it shuts at 5am.

We found some of Rais friend from Portland, had a bit of a boogie on the dance floor, then realised that we were the only 2 who got in. The bouncers refused entry to the rest of the guys.

AWESOME! bouncers tend to do this a lot these days, especially if your a group of guys. it was about 4.30am so we decided what they hey lets just go. we got a cab home and as soon as my head it the pillow i was out like a light. Rai left on Tuesday but will be back down in a couple of weeks!! YAY!!! I have decided that this weekend even though it is a long weekend and it is very unaustralian to not drink ion a long weekend im going to have to give it a miss! My liver is screaming for a week off!

Over the course of the weekend i discovered that i cant to suprised eyes.....

what exactly are suprised eyes you ask

These are suprised eyes!! no matter how had i try my eyes refuse to look suprised! apparently if I'm genuinely suprised then its fine i can do them, but if i want to "pretend" to be suprised they just wont co-operate.

Go and look at yourself in the mirror and see if you can do it... and if you can YOU SUCK!!! can someone please teach me?

Tomorrow night I'm off to the footy! collingwood V essendon!! GO THE MIGHTY MAGPIES!!!!!!

i cant wait for collingwood to kick essendons arse!!!!